Mat Kearney
Holy Shitake Mushrooms, Pandora recently introduced me to MK (not MK & Ashley, they’re on an entirely different pandora station) and I am aghast. His soulful, mellifluous voice aided me during Boston’s most recent Nor’Easter. (P.S. Boston weather, if you are, in fact, a person, as I suspect you are, please swing on by, I’ll gladly go to prison knowing that you cannot harm another person, ever again).
Hailing from Oregon (is that even a state?) and segueing into mainstream music from a previous Christian Rock career, Mat has become a breath of fresh air in a polluted, hole of toxic vapors. Most well known for his song “Breath In, Breath Out” which was popularized, like most alternative music, by “Grey’s Anatomy,” Mat’s career has skyrocketed, as has the tent in my size 46 pantaloons.
Check out his website, it really doesn’t give you much information, (i.e. how does one go about stalking MK?) but it gives you a bite sized portion of his newest album and his hauntingly melancholy gaze. I know I’ve said it before, and I’ll undoubtedly say it again, but he’s a dreamboat and for the next few nights, I will imagine my life sized body pillow to be MK. If pillows could talk…or in this case, scream in anguish.
Totally just wet myself
Next time on Fineyoungthingz: Mr. Clean–he’ll clean up after you make a (sexual) mess.
Also, will MK return my handwritten (in my own blood) letter? Stay Tuned.
