BRAWNY Man
As an aspiring Stepford House Wife, I happened across the paper towel aisle in the grocery store and my woman parts tingled when I saw an Adonis in disguise. He’s tall, dark, handsome, and ripped like a newly opened Christmas present. He has a full head of hair, unlike his paramour, Mr. Clean. And, he just underwent plastic surgery.
The old Brawny man is a mix between Grizzly the Bear and Burt Reynolds. His hair is a dirty kitchen water blonde and his mustache is about as sexual as a flaming bag of horse shit. He, of course, is sporting gingham, but, he opted to undergo a total body reconstruction and I’m sure he used Dr. 90210.
The Brawny man still models the gingham but he’s a brand new man that will help you clean up your spotty messy. (Yes, I made one right there in the grocery store. Clean up in Aisle orgasm) His hair is now a lush black and is full and thick–like the rest of him. He has great teeth, a nice smile, a strong back, and will gladly throw you on yours.
So when you’re all alone and your husband/partner/robot lover is away, don’t worry, we all know who’s keeping you company.
Brawny Man vs. Brawny Old Man
