Staying apprised on the news is about as important to me as buffets and discounts on cookies at the grocery store. NY Congressman Eric Massa is being charged with sexual acts of harassment against male staffers. He admits to tickling some and also joking about sexual relations with one at a mutual friend’s wedding. Unfortunately, as the onslaught of these allegations continue, Massa has opted to resign and abdicate his position as a Democratic congressman in a very close battle between Elephants and Donkeys.
My only lament is that it is never the ones you wish were sexually forward. In my mind, I pictured a Rob Lowe or a Taye Diggs sexually harassing male coworkers. Alas, Massa is another balding, zaftig white guy who is as sexually appealing as a stagnant puddle of rainwater. Perhaps in the E! True Hollywood story, they will cast him as someone super hot, or maybe that’s just the porn version that continues on repeat in my head. Bow chica wow wow…
Bringing Sexy Back
