Mat Kearney Holy Shitake Mushrooms, Pandora recently introduced me to MK (not MK & Ashley, they’re on an entirely different pandora station) and I am aghast. His soulful, mellifluous voice aided me during Boston’s most recent Nor’Easter. (P.S. Boston weather, if you are, in fact, a person, as I suspect you are, please swing on [...]
Archive for March, 2010
Thingzzzzzz’s Musical Man
Posted in Thingzzzzzz, tagged grey's anatomy, mat kearney, mr. clean, oregon on March 17, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Thingzzzzzz’s Sexy Man Tribute
Posted in Thingzzzzzz, tagged brawny, paper towel, sexy man, sexy poster on March 13, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
BRAWNY Man As an aspiring Stepford House Wife, I happened across the paper towel aisle in the grocery store and my woman parts tingled when I saw an Adonis in disguise. He’s tall, dark, handsome, and ripped like a newly opened Christmas present. He has a full head of hair, unlike his paramour, Mr. Clean. [...]
Texas knows how to edumacate
Posted in Thingzzzzzz, tagged creationism, darwin, don mcelroy, education, texas on March 13, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I’m not sure who Richard Adams is, my inferences tell me that he’s a surly Brit, but he is so spot on, in his revelation of new educational standards that Texas conservatives are trying to implement. Check Out His Blog: Richard Adams\’s Blog Given President Obama’s position and funding for educational standards, it appears as [...]
Tickling Isn’t Sexual Harassment?
Posted in Thingzzzzzz, tagged DC, eric mass, NY congressman, sexual groping on March 10, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Staying apprised on the news is about as important to me as buffets and discounts on cookies at the grocery store. NY Congressman Eric Massa is being charged with sexual acts of harassment against male staffers. He admits to tickling some and also joking about sexual relations with one at a mutual friend’s wedding. Unfortunately, [...]
Wet Dream-tastic
Posted in Thingzzzzzz, tagged funny, handsome men's club, jimmy kimmel on March 10, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
A girlfriend forwarded this to me this evening. It is the fulfillment of all my dreams, ever. I can die happily now. Handsome Men\’s Club P.S. I still don’t understand Jimmy Kimmel–what is his appeal?
Superhero Fetish
Posted in Thingzzzzzz, tagged fetish, gotham city, superheroes, white women on March 9, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
I have recently noticed, I must not be that observant, that there is an overwhelming superhero crazy. Whether it be a Marvel convention or the continuation of Batman, SpiderMan, Watchmen trilogies–superheroes are omnipresent. One question I have to ask myself is what the fuck is wrong with the people who live in cities that superheroes [...]
Sexiest Man of the Day: 2010 Edition
Posted in Thingzzzzzz, tagged Erik Palladino, I love the 90s, NCIS, sexy men on March 8, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Erik Palladino I happened across this actor during a ridiculous interview for a segment on the “I love the 90s.” I was awestruck at his boyish charm and immediately turned to google images to appease my insatiable hunger–it’s my diet, I feed off the physical superficial good looks of others, oddly enough I’ve gained two [...]
Vince Vaughn vs. Will Ferrell
Posted in Thingzzzzzz, tagged old school, vince vaughn, wedding crashers, will ferrell on March 7, 2010 | 3 Comments »
In an attempt to recover from the plague–which I may have acquired in Mexico, swine flu II–I settled into bed with the remote in hand. “Wedding Crashers” happened to be playing and, in trying to immortalize my youth, I sat through the awkward humor that reproduced those two hours. While I can hear a palpable [...]
